June 24, 2003

Department of sarcastic nitpicking

The Washington Post, in an exclusive report tells us that Osama Bin Laden is probably alive, and “moving between the treacherous border of Afghanistan and Pakistan.” The mind boggles a little at how the gentleman in question can move “between” a “border;” no wonder they haven’t been able to catch him. Likely he’s running back and forth along some class of a two dimensional wormhole in the space-time continuum. The burning question: are the missing WMD in there too, keeping him company? N-dimensional physics could provide a whole new set of excuses for Rummy and the boys. “Watch this space,” as they say …

Posted by Henry at June 24, 2003 08:38 PM | TrackBack
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